Search Results Responses!

Some new search terms used to find my site, and my responses:

My absolute favorite so far:

-nasty shows that come on 713 tonight

*no joke, this was a real search that somehow led to my site... sigh

-two guilds sharing chat wow

*Two ways I know to do this. You can create your own chat channel, and even password it. You can also create an entirely new chat window just for that duel chat (to keep it separate from your normal chat). In the alternative, you can use a voice chat program like Ventrilo or Teamspeak. However, be wary that most of those services limit the total number of users at any one time.

-party mod damage readout spell

*Not sure what the "spell" is, but I use CT_Mod, and the additional CT_Raid mod that both work very well at keeping track of raid group member damage. Since you said "readout," I imagine you were looking for more, and there are plenty of damage recording mods out there to choose from.

-why jump when attacking in wow

*Hah, interesting question that my friends and I comment on sometimes. I've seen plenty a mage, rogue, or other class jump around like mad either because they've had too much Jolt soda, or they think it's actually effective at pvp. It certainly is effective against players who use their keyboard keys to rotate, but otherwise, I believe it's just rather annoying. Of course, the alternative is the hunter's Jump Shot.

-tactics paladin vs rogue

*I've had some run-ins with paladins, and the best way to handle them is a combination of kicking and kiting. Paladins are less susceptible to poisons, but I use double crippling anyway. My goal is to reduce the paladin's mana by quickly reducing the paladin's health, and making the paladin burn off all her cooldown shields. Most importantly, once the pally hits a shield, get out of dodge! Literally run the other way and keep out of the aoe radius until the shield wears off. It's likely you'll be able to re-stealth, and open upon the pally as if you just started the fight but with the pally at half mana or less. Especially if you've taken the time to bandage while the pally is shielded and self-healing. For especially good paladins, you'll likely have to pop a few cooldowns, yourself, but don't pop a vanish within aoe radius, or you'll have wasted it. Paladins can hit aoe the second they hear the vanish sound.
*(oops, just realized this searcher was probably looking for a strategy for paladins to beat rogues! Response: hah! It'll never happen! Just kidding. I suggest finding a paladin-specific blog (there's one on my links list) or forum. And, maybe begging a rogue to let you kill her?)

-w5g fl + @g mo + ds au + to fl + ag pic + kup
(editing it so that people won't come to my site looking for the actual mod)

*This is obviously an exploit, and, unfortunately, it's been a common search that results in hits to my site. I do not at all support or pursue exploits of any kind, and I quickly report anyone I suspect of using one (with good evidence). Exploits ruin games. Period. They destroy economies and unbalance the fairness of the game world. It's hard enough with damn shamans running around. Why add to the chaos by exploitation?

-king of stormwind

*The bastard who crashed TN this weekend.